It’s just a joke, bro

Or is it?

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Cake day: December 12th, 2023

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  • lemmyknow@lemmy.todaytolinuxmemes@lemmy.world24.04
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    5 months ago

    Yes, it is Beta. Not a horrible experience overall, despite being Beta. The Bluetooth thing can be a tad annoying, when my headphones randomly scream “connected” in my ears. Windows closing can also be a tad annoying, and the death of my active session moreso (akin to all windows closing together. Combo!)




  • More like, “are you sure?”

    Are you really sure?

    Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?

    Sure, just… confirm your password

    Confirmation code sent to your phone

    Now, log out and back in, to be sure

    You sure, right? Didn’t change your mind?

    Okay, confirm link sent to email

    Okay, but, like, take a look at what you’ll be missing. Are you really sure?

    Oi, I’ll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?

    Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don’t care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you’re leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y’know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters

    Aight, just so you know, we’ll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.

    Hate to see you go :(

    We’ll miss you tons. Come back anytime!

    *marks account inactive*









  • Top bar for real feels like it bloated, could do with a cleanup, but then it be like “well, this one should stay, and this one seems needed. This one’s useful and needs an icon here.”

    Do I need the title to the currently playing media in there? Well… maybe not. BUT… I do need the accessibility icon. I have big text coz otherwise it small, and though it’s not like I disable it ever… uhh… it… well, it’s on, so… maybe it, should be there, okay? I don’t know



  • I don’t wear women’s clothes, but I do feel like shirt sizes are some sort of scam. I want a long shirt, yet the L and the XL are the same length. Wtf. Or when an L is longer than an XL. Granted, maybe the size is horizontal rather than vertical. But c’mon.

    That’s why I propose a 2d size system. Size for height and for width. Also, sizes got to mean something. Not just feels, but concrete values within a range. Or make them numbers, idk.




  • lemmyknow@lemmy.todaytolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldLOL
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    6 months ago

    One thing I’ve seen my computer do a few times: log me out, by itself. Some rare times I try and unlock back into my session, my current open and active user with my programs running, and instead I am greeted not by my desktop as it was when I locked the screen, but rather the lock screen as it was before I even logged in the first time around