Why not both ™?

I lost count of how many times Hamas agreed to different proposals, only for Israel to continue

Look at the luxurious lifestyle! They get to eat and have water.

(Chanting) Beans, beans, beans …

They can do the cat command. I may have moved a paw to help

You mean should one choose to mark their territory on your hand or arm? Depends on the quality of food, human

• step one: put food bowl out and refill it on a constant schedule
• there is no step two

Edit: listing is hard

I saw this, told my cats, and felt better

The teachers I had opened the window and shouted at the office

Soon to be a few trillionaires and a thousand billionaires

I have envied people who are fully aware and alert and ready when they wake up.

For me, it takes longer than a few minutes

Not much has changed in Washington DC the last several generations except the average IQ. It’s dropped recently and I blame lead

10 months, 2 weeks, 6 days and 12 hours since I was saved and accepted the one true language (not)

Probably some of both

Bee safe everyone

This is a brilliant maneuver

The fact that Trump is reacting to Medvedev, the powerless guy who drunk posts, is mildly interesting and shows the orange devil is desperate for distractions

Actually this cost a lot of time and money. Even today I have to take an extra step to see if master or main is use . Before it was standard.

Curse this

Because the argument is stupid. Much like pointers not being a good term to use because it’s rude to point. Or man pages being sexist.

The term confuses me in politics: it seems to have too many meanings; and even the agreed definitions are flexible.