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    5 months ago

    This read like a movie review. I love movie reviews.

    Don’t watch this movie! Died by the second half. My neighbors called SWAT on me cuz the movie script was that bad, the actors completely unlikable, and the direction almost nonexistent. The CGI was not bad if it was 1990s. There was almost no humorous scenes. Just wet paint dripping dialogue by actors that couldn’t fake an emotion or facial expression to save their life.

    Every time a critic dies a little on the inside

    Can’t get enough. The opener is always fresh and hilarious



  • lets burn down our civilizations by spending all our wealth discussing this

    The issue is based on legal terminology. Gender isn’t a legal thing only pushed into our vocabulary.

    Allocate an unbound memory blob and sit back for the herd of the Rust coders to line up. Sell them a soda while they do their best chicken parody





  • With a little bit more flexibility coulda turned out quite differently

    The question isn’t whether would enjoy it, it’s whether or not would solve the issue.

    Of course, he’d enjoy flamethrowing the PC. So would everyone including you and me and the next guy and his dog if he could work the trigger with his tongue.

    Think about it, if had to fix it with tongue, the flamethrower would be the lesser of two evils

    Be thankful aren’t an animal lacking opposable thumbs and flexible enough with an insatiable urge to lick own butthole