And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It’s not a pyramid scheme

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

No smartphone inside, just cotton living in the moment

I totally go soon, just one more, … ok this is the last, … it didn’t count, just this one, … oh damn, I’m closed to 20 already, I didn’t wanted to get there but now that I’m here, … at 40 this happens again, right? Let’s check, …

I still vote for Welsh

Welsh?

And the “o” as in “people”

Unpopular opinion but both are wrong. It’s oregano

That’s the American Dream and it’s called dream because you have to be asleep to believe in it

T I M E S S E N N I U G

You got it wrong. Violence against the political class is never ok, at least according to the political class

That’s ageism

Tbf: it’s a long year, a leap year to be precise

The bar is quite low, which is not to say they’re wrong

It’s about IT. Close enough

I say Z. Everything else is just wrong

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