mayo_cider [he/him]

How would you do rizz buzz with this?

One of his better takes

Good thing the british royals haven’t had more nazi sympathizers

I don’t want to help the great satan, but this broke me: “around six vehicles were visible, hiding in the foliage”

Have you ever tried to hide something? Make sure it’s not visible

At this point 22 murders seems like a smart budgetting decision, worst case scenario you’ll get housing for life (if you live in a civilized country)

I just stash everything and manually copy-paste all the relevant changes, I’m salaried so I don’t care about wasting time

This is why I don’t even ask for details anymore, just 5x my current salary with at least a 2 year contract

If everyone else disagrees with you, it might be time to do some self-reflection

Or blame politics, it’s the easy option when cognitive dissonance becomes overbearing

You’ll need an insurgency for that

That’s why we have to lock the routers in a rack, they’d fall down the stairs and die immediately otherwise

Introversion and social anxiety are two different things

I see it the other way around, we managed to pass on civilization for our children for 90% of the history without writing it down

There should be a few sleep() there to make it more realistic

CEO that works*

Useful idiots believing CBS, NY Times, Reuters and BBC?

“It took us a millenia to catch up on sciences, obviously they couldn’t figure out ramps and levers before us”

I call them skeets like our lord and savior Lil Jon intended