If this music video doesn’t lift your mood, I’m afraid you’re already dead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH1poPSIvOk

K.I.Z Frieden
(has English subtitles)

You can’t fight in here, this is the War Room!

The special effects on this are incredible.

You’ll probably like this, too:
Die Antwoord - Banana Brain

It is now.

OK. I just want you to know that GIMP isn’t crashing for the majority of its users.
Good news is: It’s open source and actively maintained, so if you create a bug report, the devs can look into it.

I did. 2 users report having problems, without giving any details. Everyone else never had GIMP crash.

I use GIMP for most of my workflow as a photographer. Have been for over a decade. Not once has GIMP crashed on me. Troubleshoot your hardware!

Electric Callboy - We Got The Moves:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w

See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, “mech, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”

So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”

So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.

I want an entire instance dedicated to the welcome messages you get from a Slackware terminal.

Is a bigger bulge a competitive advantage in this, too?

While I agree with your point, she played a child prostitute whose virginity was sold to the highest bidder.

She was abused for nude modelling and movie roles that sexualized her, including fully nude sex scenes, from age 11 on.
The movies were shown in theatres and on TV. Mainstream magazines published the pictures.
Fucked up times.

New 3-2-1 Backup strategy just dropped:
3 backups, on 2 different sites, 1 of which you can access.

That’s the kind of stuff why people buy macs. You could configure that on Linux, but you’d have to write Bash scripts.
And on Windows, if they implemented it, it would work 80% of the time.

Don’t do kids, drugs!

To be fair, back then Ubuntu was basically just “Debian preconfigured for desktop with a check-box in the installer to include non-free stuff”.
Debian today feels like old Ubuntu, and Ubuntu today feels like a distro made by a corporation desperately trying to enshittify Linux.

The biggest deal was including non-free firmware on the install media.
In the past, if you used the official ISO and started the installation, it would format your disk and then inform you that it can’t connect to your Wi-Fi to download additional software.
Then it would install the semi-complete bare-bones system that fit on one install disc and boot you into a desktop with no network configuration.