Okay, but I still don’t understand what this post is about.

I’m setting up my kids for their own success. 529 plan, lessons in work ethic and social skills. I donate often, and might leave some funds behind but real support shouldn’t have to be monetary.

If that happens often enough to be worth 43 times more than the cat cable, then it sounds totally justified to me. But also, what if you got a toaster oven for upstairs? To put next to the router?

I generally sleep during the day, skips the useless meetings. Then I go to the office around 8pm and crank out profit for my corporate overlords. They (mostly) understand it’s better for them this way, and I meet all the expectations of office attendance and social gatherings.

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“The Adjuster” or “Robin Hood (2024)”

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Not great, sure, but I’d trade a few hearts to keep the sun around. And yes, if it meant me too that’d be fine.

Perfect, well done!

My company switched from webex to teams with no transition time, the first 10 minutes of most meetings for a few weeks was “Am I audible?”, “I’m not sure how to share my screen”, “I started recording, you’ll have to unmute yourself again.”

It was agony, but it wasn’t due to anyone’s incompetence.

You can see how the main issue wasn’t the receipt, right?

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Only because you don’t like the color, or maybe the texture of dirt? We wash off dirt because it’s dirty, and dirty things aren’t good for us (because of bacteria…).

Out… of the 20s… legitimately seems unfathomable.

You need enough sleep.

Oh good so I just need the chainmail.

I went camping with my family last week somewhere with no signal. I got there fine, but when it was time to leave I had to just follow roads a general direction until I got signal again (and backtrack the hour I went the opposite way).

I had downloaded an offline map on Google maps but it just wasn’t working. Wish I had printed it!

But then what am I to do with all of these DUDE WIPES?

Jamaican here, no thanks.

Generally people who fake insanity are facing the death penalty instead of a life sentence.