This is like if Gary Larsen made memes

Ungrateful peasants. If you simply use remarkable deals like this one to save $0.01 USD roughly 100 million times, you could be a millionaire. It’s called the economy, try it sometime.

/you are killed instantly by ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɢᴏʀɪᴛʜᴍ

Yes, these are the same thing

Why put the sticker on there if we’re not supposed to do something silly and fun with it? It’s a fruit that comes with accessories for us to do with as we will.

For my fellow Americans, 150 meters would be 492 feet and 1 1/2 inches.

or roughly 82 bald eagles spread tip to glorious tip

I’m pretty positive that this is not the scene where this actually comes from, and it’s not even the right quote?

If you are a penis owner and piss from the standing position, you can arc the stream just so down the smooth porcelain interior of the toilet bowl, letting the piss flow neatly into the water making nary a sound

Is Snot Flickerman a pseudonym for Scott Aukerman? Because it sure sounds like one.

Been seeing you comment all over Lemmy today brother, excited to see if you add something valuable one day 🙏

So good I literally just sent this to everyone I know (just my wife)

huge

Deeply unnecessary modifier here

It’s almost like every single independent store in every single city in every part of every country sets their own prices.

Just to be clear, no hate at all for the_picard_maneuver!

More like Saruman the fool

This is where the science begins