Jerma would never have left the body behind

There’s a guy I follow on the internet called “penusbmic”, and he claims it’s supposed to mean “Pen, USB, Mic”.

Whatever you say, Penus B. Mic.

I had to run an alias every time I wanted to change the brightness on my laptop, and it defaulted to max brightness every time it was restarted.

I get that if I was a better person I could just pull myself by my bootstraps and teach myself to sync the brightness buttons on the keyboard to work again but I’m not. On windows it just worked.

In the unlikely event that I don’t win, there’s no point in being mad at my opponent. It was simply a skill difference. (I don’t play games with shitty balance)

I say “gg” because it was fun. I had a good time.

“don’t yuck someone else’s yum.” words to live by.

interesting, but unless I get some grand awakening I’m probably not gonna be doing that

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2022/12/ultrakill-has-buttplug-support-now-if-thats-of-any-interest-to-you/

Wait competitive games too??

I almost spat out my drink when I saw this

Guy who worked at my place before me kept using these and GOTO statements all over the place.

His name? Cotton-eyed Joe

Ad Hominem? I should’ve guessed someone like YOU would stoop so low.

that’s because co-op multiplayer >> competitive multiplayer

It’s Heroes of the Storm but I think I like your ideas better

“Well pard, I reckon I can make that happen”

If so, your prognosis is bleak

Mandatory pre-bath meals for the staff to make sure they don’t get peckish

We should ban Mr. Bean movies too then. Rowan Atkinson should’ve opened his trap if he wanted his movies to not suck.

Jocat gave me a lifetime ban like seven years ago when I sent a message in his twitch chat that didn’t translate right. Sent an apology dm to him in hopes I could clear it up, but that seemed to make things worse. People just don’t give each other the benefit of the doubt on the internet 😔

I can go on about it but I imagine there’s not much interest, just wanted to vent.