Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

I buy them with stretch denim. When I’m fat they fit and whem I’m fit they fit.

I’m now topping up for my winter fat cycle.

Streets ahead!

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

"Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this.

This is the heavy heavy monster sound"

People will die of hunger in the glue trap, but they’re not jumping!

They needed to sell that turd of a movie somehow. 🤣

Pantie Soaka

Judy Hopps and her fat ass. They knew what they were drawing.

Not a drop of fluid left. His last nut was a puff of star dust.

When you walk into work on Monday morning and the beat starts pumping and guitar riffs are ramping up.

“Oven fuel doesn’t melt the muffin tray!”

The Fast and the Right to Repair

“Let’s do it!”

When you stick it in and it is still warm and gooey.

Never thought I would become an Edgelord again!

Construction with shopping carts, tarps and cardboard.

Give em guns, Amphetamines and Fentanyl. IRL Fortnight match.

Sorry we are more horrible than the British at the moment.