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…it’s clearly a recently-filmed parody…

…i use four WQXGA displays at work but i think i might be more productive with a pair of curved WQUXGA displays even though i’d lose a little vertical real estate; two curved 5Ks would be great…

…well, depending upon how you take retcons, there’s the t’au: i think they work best as a force for good doomed to fail in an uncaring universe, personifying tragic loss of innocence…

…it’s that sauder fiberboard bookcase + potted plant…

…man, that’s a deeeeeep cut for a time when electronic arts developed good games…

…in its prime, olive garden was very similar to red lobster: upscale suburban is perhaps a good description…

…these days they’re both well past their prime and i’m not sure a similar national chain comes to mind; it seems like only regional chains are playing in that space…

…it’s mind-boggling from today’s perspective just how good the olive garden was in the eighties: we reserved a table for my graduation and it was a properly respectable dinner…

…psshhhhh - as if i’ll ever be able to afford kids to someday give me grandkids…

…i’ll die destitute and alone in a gutter somewhere and i’ve made my peace with that…

(we. thought. you. was. a. toad.)

…primitive technology in a couple more seasons, at the rate he’s going…

People who use YYZ often live further than that so add any additional time from that.

…ah, that explains the rush…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYbtrOC3fIE

…i’ve waited thirty years for pinch-rolling to become socially-acceptable again: is now my time to shine?..

…more wakko than yakko, i guess?..

…skinny pants look skanky as f*ck and grotesquely unflattering: just wear shorts instead…

…at least through ninety-five they still ran music videos overnight and weekly themed shows (120 minutes, headbanger’s ball, MTV raps) at specific timeslots, but by the mid-nineties music videos had been relegated to graveyard-shift filler as the network increasingly focused on conventional programming…

…fourteen years is a pretty fair assessment, methinks…

“Eight-year olds, Dude.”

…1" ≈ 2 ½ cm, 5’ ≈ 1 ½ m, close-enough to convert in your head…

…enjoy this summer; it’s the coolest one you’ll experience for the rest of your life…