I primarily use perl, and while I find its syntax easy to understand, I’ll be the first to admit that its syntax and special use cases thereof does provide a way for some rather exotic symbol-garbage to be valid code.

Normal perl code is simple enough. But abnormal code does happen, sometimes on purpose, sometimes by accident.

I’ll share with you this gem:
Why is this program valid? I was trying to create a syntax error

Samsung also builds ships

What are those things in front of the mirrors? Additional mirrors for some reason?

Was fed up with my employer earlier this year, so I joined the competition for higher pay, more WFH, and lower workload.

So I got both the pills and the pictures.

This is why all those women chose the bear

What is this? A gif for ants?

Bruh, seriously? Have you even heard the Tetris theme played in all its glory on a motherboard internal speaker? That shit slaps.

I just wanna skate skate skate skate skate skate
Bladers gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate
Skate it off, skate it off

Roughly 180. I heard that horse is a genius even by human standards.

Hopefully that other douche will soon be cargo 200, though.

I’m environmentally damaged enough to honestly think that perl should be further left. It’s pretty easy, but I’m the first to admit that perl code looks like ass.

He’s a pee stream healer on goop

Immediately maxed out. Obviously defective.

When I use my sarcasm-detector on your comment, I get a reading of 3.6. Not great, not terrible.

Bold of you to assume I’m capable of a fistbump that isn’t awkward. Emoticon goes here, I can’t be arsed figuring out how.

41 here. PC master race gamer 4 lyf.

Eat shit, Orban, you had two years to prepare, and while the rest of EU did so, you focused on being an obstructionist asshat.

Link doesn’t work for some reason…

Perl is partially readable, provided that it’s your own code. The one thing perl coders hate the most, is other people’s code.

Source: Am a perl coder

Incorrect. Perl does the same just as well, and it’s a language that actually makes sense while also being uglier.

“Gods, that’s stupid. Why is it being done this way? Have they never heard of naming conventions? Is the language really that awfully designed?”

Learns PHP to find out more.

“Yup…”