You’re making that up, right?
This is from an 80s movie about a distopian future (like RoboCop or Total Recall), right!?
I mean, do you stop at red lights in that situation? You probably have to… Do you keep the speed limit and have some small talk with the guy fighting for his life, while you sit in traffic?
Shitty days, but days nonetheless, when PC gaming was the Dark Souls of gaming.
“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”
I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe
COMEFROM is my go to function;
Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!
We need that template! 👷
The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:
Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo
Looking at the comments,
I guess you…
…miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh
We can do it, we can create our own Internet, I mean Lemmy, without pitchforks and torches! At least until Lemmy gets relevant. Well, as “relevant” as reddit used to be.
Basically I see two options:
This works for advertisers and based on your “profile” you are strongly influenced by the ads shown to you. So might just as well give your data to Meta and Google, who already sell profiled (and not individualised) ads.
This doesn’t work for advertisers and you are not strongly influence by the ads shown to you. So the advertisers could just as well put a link somewhere and hope it is found by their target audience.
Also I don’t my browser, my OS or any other core component on my system to be in bed with people who are trying to extract as much money as possible from me.
There are radio stations, financed through ads. And they check if people are listening by calling random persons to ask them what station they are listening to.
So this is a viable business model and nobody is stopping anybody from putting plain pictures and links on sites and just estimate the page visits, but online advertisers want to know more. They always want more.
At the same time, a browser is the essential software to browse the web. So this is as if your TV was like:
Yo, many people mute their TV during commercials and don’t pay attention, which kills the poor networks. So I made a deal with advertisers and will check what your doing, while I provide unmutable ads , but don’t worry, your privacy is very important to us and we only care about providing to you the best TV experience possible.
I… I think the mind trick is working on me. Which would imply that this actually is what I was looking for…
Which means not I, but Obi Wan was the degenerate pervert the whole time!
And as an unstoppable force of nature and chaos… you order some stuff online and get food delivered.
Behold! Our mundane god of meaningless is looking for ways to fill the void inside!
This post can’t be serious! It should be marked with 1/s
A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone