It’s a sex joke grandma, you wouldn’t get it.

I think there’s a piece of pepperoni between my bicuspids I could probably use his legs to help me dislodge.

I’m the one who owns a copy of the theatrical releases.

I bought them on a deep discount sale at a time in my life when that was literally a big purchase which I could hardly afford and I did it partially because I was hoping to watch it with a friend who was a big LOTR fan. I wanted to spend time together and see it through his eyes because as much as I liked the movies, I didn’t think they were A+ tier.

When I mentioned watching the trilogy together sometime, his first question was “are they the extended versions?” When I said no, his response was “I’ll pass.”

Soul crushing.

It’s so weird seeing almost 500 upvotes on a post like this on lemmy where, based on comments, like 90% of it’s users can barely afford rent, let alone going on vacation and staying at a place that offers breakfast.

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

I would truthfully and happily go back in time and tell people not to waste with the fucked up bullshit technology of the past. I mean Angular 1, what the hell was that? Twitter integration? Fuck you 2010. Zend Framework? You should be hanged. HANGED.

The Ukranian is kind of hot, if you know him give him my insta @numberfor002

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Okay, it’s starting to add up.

The difference between Sunny D and orange juice is like the difference between Tik Tok and real life. One may be vaguely similar to the other, but they aren’t are for sure not interchangeable.

Large sausage is overrated. And that’s coming from someone who is well experienced and something of an expert on “sausages”.

I feel this in my soul. If I were independently wealthy or had a sizeable amount of passive income, I probably would give up the corporate life and just do something like farming.

But in reality, most of the farmers in my area either have to make do with very little or they end up having to work a full time job to supplement the farm income, build a retirement fund, and to have decent health insurance. Kind of takes the joy out of it if I know I’m either going to have to compromise further on healthcare & retirement, or if I’m going to have to continue working another job either way.

Dog: Yeah, you see the problem is it’s already in my mouth. If you would have asked a bit sooner, this could have turned out differen – SQUIRREL OH MY GOD SQUIRREL DID YOU SEE THAT SQUIRREL IMMA MUNCH IT

Is there an all encompassing term for xylophones and all the instruments that are “Xylophones” with X feature(s)?

If doing inappropriate stretches at the pool is wrong, then I don’t to be right. But mostly my opinion is based on the assumption that she’s got a hell of a bite so I don’t want to get on her bad side, which looking at this photo, I’m guessing is her left side.

Got my first ticket on Route O ^/ not to far from where this photo was taken. But in all fairness the speedometer in my old car didn’t work and I couldn’t find //\//^- on the dial. Shocked the heck outta me when the trooper popped his lights on. Apparently I was going _<>^o over the limit in a work zone, but he reduced it on the ticket so I only had to pay a fine. Could have lost my license for a year over that.

This bird, guys.

There’s nothing stopping me from writing a $480 million USD check either. Cashing it, on the other hand, that’s a you problem.

In 2024, I feel like we should have the power to create images that aren’t fuzzy, overcompressed, and hard to see messes, yet here we are.

Ya’ll listen up up here’s the story about a little guy that lives in the blue world.

Fun fact since you may not be aware, but not all owls are nocturnal. And even those that are considered nocturnal are often active at dusk (after sun set but before the sky has gone dark). So, it could still work.