I before E, except after C. Coming from a freind…

That didn’t stop Deez Nuts from legally running for president (I think he was 15 years old at the time).

Edit: Confirmed, he was 15 years old.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deez_Nuts_(satirist)

Meh, so what? We already got a felon for our next president, why can’t this fella run for president?

I was kinda assuming the same, but I dunno, haven’t been keeping up with the news all that much the past couple days.

Regardless, have an upvote 👍

Interesting. Guess I’m out of the loop right now, context please?

Plot twist, it’s not AI that generated those fingers, that’s the hand he grabs women by the pussy with.

You forgot the basement nerd that’s hung like a gnat and hasn’t touched grass since 1984.

That’s why I live on the second floor…

I’ll take my downvote, whatever.

I still hope OP gets better soon, regardless of the cause.

Don’t eat the onions…

Hope you get better soon.

Aw, poor kitty didn’t even have a lower jawbone 😿

I have a similar problem with my buttplug.

The only difference is the holes in the wall when I fart…

This actually happened yesterday.

You’ll own nothing, you’ll access nothing, and you’ll be happy and pay for it…

Not for me, but then again I have residual nerve damage in my pinky fingers from a case of meningitis back in 2004.

However, I do still use my left pinky for the left shift key, and my right pinky for the enter key. At least those keys are big enough that the mild numbness doesn’t cause me to miss those keys.

Wait, you people sleep?

That which doth go in the square hole, cannot go in the round hole.

As cute as this is, we used to have around 20 goats on a 40 acre open horse ranch, and you couldn’t get within 50 feet of any of them without them all running away.

I hope you didn’t turn back the odometer…

Ouch. Good luck with that 🤞

Aww, look at the cute kitty and his snack…