I don’t know or care how long this meme has been out in the wild…

He lit the ‘cigarette’ on the wrong end.

Also, where is his lighter? 🤔

China invented gunpowder.

'nuff said.

Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle’s extended warranty…

If you take a core sample of a human, you can determine exactly when the person died.

The more you know…

3 Guys 1 Bowl?

You’re not supposed to squeeze the filling out, not until it’s perfectly ripe… 🍌

When I’m almost certain it’s a scammer calling, I’ll answer as professionally as I can as if I’m running a business…

“Thank you for calling Ding Dong Double Dildos and Dirty Devices! How would you like to fuck yourself today?”

They usually just hang up and remove the number from the call list LMFAO! 😂🤣

I actually did this for my mom one day, scammers had been calling her left and right. She found it quite hilarious too, and by the next day, more than half the scammers quit calling 👍

Edit: Merry Christmas! This is how you fuck the scammers…

Bleh, I told Oracle to literally fuck off (they redacted a couple of my messages), because I was trying to debug their Sound Blaster 16 emulation…

https://forums.virtualbox.org/viewtopic.php?t=12425

I opened that bug ticket in 2008. It’s still open today, because Oracle basically gave me the corporate version of fuckoff, while I was only acting as a volunteer debug coder.

I think I have one of the longest still open bug tickets in existence, and they can sugma…

Well you sound like a pleasant individual, happy holidays to you as well.

Whatever software you were working on, I’m pretty sure most people aren’t inclined to support douchebag developers…

Umm, okay.

Why wait? If you don’t like the fediverse, I’m sure you can find the exit…

Nah, they mailed all their customers, informing everyone that once they finished upgrading their infrastructure, that they would triple every customers’ internet speed for no extra charge.

Then, as everyone waited in hope, within like 6 months they renamed to /Sparklight, and that 100Mbps > 300Mbps upgrade they promised disappeared like a fart in the wind, plus /Sparklight ended up eventually increasing customer bills anyways, without any performance increase.

Honestly I think that’s exactly why they renamed, just because they wanted to back out of that promise, but didn’t actually have the fine print to legally back out.

Cable One renamed themselves to /Sparklight, basically to get out of the Cable One promise that they were supposed to triple everyone’s internet speed for no extra charge once they upgraded all their lines and equipment.

When companies rename themselves, they’re basically legally relieved of any prior promises, obligations, or class action lawsuits made/filed under the old company name.

Companies that change their names usually do so to avoid class action lawsuits and/or to get out of obligations they previously made with their customers.

Edit: I probably should have posted that as a top level comment, but oh well, I’m leaving it here.

I dunno, exploding golf ball maybe?

Disclaimer: Nope, I’m not gonna do that, nor am I making any serious suggestions.

If the compressed files are of the same/similar format, more compression is possible as the algorithm can detect more related patterns to compress.

But if you toss in a variety of file formats, compression will tend to suffer more.

Sometimes, the easiest way is just to try and see, different formats lend themselves to better or worse compression.

The files that tend to be worst at compression are the ones that are already compressed themselves.

I’m only frolicking with myself right now, would you like to join?

Wait wait, where the hell am I, and why do I have a red balloon tied to my hand?.. 🤔

The activation key is…

WINDOWS-SUX

You can thank me later.

pops head out the restroom door…

Sorry to ask, but where’s your poop blender?

It’s gotta be either shumming or cutting, and I don’t want to know either way…

Damnit, I clicked, I saw, and I had to scoop my eyes out.

Fuck, the memory is still there!