Every time I’ve checked my bags I’ve been called a moron because my bags are going to get lost.

And sadly those people are not wrong, I’ve had my luggage lost twice, and they don’t pay you back for that.

Did I lock the door ?

I must have, I’m pretty sure I remember, but I’m not totally sure…

Huh, it’s similar to what I thought it did, I just thought it was for rice…

I mean… what else would it do?

Like smaller rice.

Potatoes aren’t rice

I respect anyone who can hold that many cats at once

He seems like a good dude

I would split a beer with him.

This episode always bugged me because I don’t like parquet flooring

You haven’t had my mashed potatoes though

It’s an additional thing that brings happiness

There are a few theories of invisibility and they depend on the mechanism of invisibility

The first type of invisibility is all cells are transparent, sort of like a jellyfish. In this case the digestive system would be visible if you’d eaten food. Not ideal, visible poop.

Second is light bending, like the predator. In this case poop would be visible and you wouldn’t be.

Third is magic true invisibility, and in that case it depends on the wizard.

Fourth is illusionary where the viewer is tricked into not seeing you, and in this case the poop is visible.

Poop in shoes.

Giant tiger shits. Hairy tiger shits. In billionaire’s shoes they would fits.

That’s goatse!

This dude looks like he keeps a bag of dead doves he plans to return to the pet store in his fridge.

Eazy backup has s3 compatible storage

I like that blu-ray looked at the DVD logo and said “we can italicize more than that”

Grok after it loses at chess again

Relevant Corner Gas (I can’t find a cropped clip, so enjoy the full episode)

https://archive.org/details/corner-gas-season-1/Corner+Gas+-+S01E03+-+Pilates+Twist.mkv?start=551

If the link doesn’t work, start at 9:10 or 8:59 for full scene.

Fuck, 1901 it is

I hope you brought enough to share with the rest of us

Hows drainage?

Also they kept the much cheaper pavers around it, which looks stupid as hell.