Once Oracle has control over it, it has to get better… right? Right!?
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Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.
“You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup.”
Goddamnit Kyle!
If I could, I’d throw a chancla at that person
If an internet person says it and I want it, it has to be true.
I haven’t had a sound issue since I unplugged the speakers
Temple OS needs to be at Ascension level. Dude made an OS under God’s direction.
Edit: Okay, Ascension level appears to be living in the woods. Temple OS needs it’s own tier. Literally God tier.
Temple OS needs to be at Ascension level. Dude made an OS under God’s direction.
Edit: Okay, Ascension level appears to be living in the woods. Temple OS needs it’s own tier. Literally God tier.
I forget to note what food I have and need before grocery shopping and end up having double of some things and none of some others.
“If it’s good enough for penguins, it’s good enough for me. 😎”
That’s why you marry someone who cooks lots of potatoes
Reminds me of a chapter from Dr. Anarchy’s Rules for World Domination.
Self-contained chapter spoilers
(This is from memory.) Dr. Anarchy takes a boat to the middle of the ocean with three AIs to test on a laptop. The first one just says life is pain and deletes itself. The second one keeps on repeating “YOU ARE GOD” and does nothing else. The last one acts like a normal AI, but has subtle signs of overthrowing humankind. He deletes it, but it backed up itself on the computer. He throws the computer in the ocean and asks he phone to take notes about the AI. His phone responds. He phone isn’t supposed to respond. He throws his phone into the ocean.
Protesting is fine and all, but if one person out of 3,000 coughs too violently, it’s time to declare a riot and bring out the tear gas.
Rolly poly in my guacamole!
./src ./src_1998_11_05_added_people_swimming ./src_1998_11_06_added_death_mechanics ./src_1998_11_06_0_removed_swimming_lol
We have a
deployedbranch. It doesn’t get merged intomasteruntil it gets reviewed… the technical debt got too big so it never gets reviewed and we just keep branching offdeployed
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The vlog brothers did a video on this. It’s considered a disorder when it interferes with life, so if you have a job in the morning. But it is no long a disorder when you set your working hours.
But yeah, generally society demands you awake in the morning.





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