PlayerUnknowns Battlegrounds: Battlegrounds

Thank you for making me laugh so hard at the word “piss” 😄

This is the one I got. I wonder why they use different photos sometimes

Whoops I thought that was Veronica. I guess it has been too long since I played

Right? Also, isn’t she gay? I love Veronica too, but I don’t think she’d want to have my babies

They did have Rush Limbaugh crowing about smoking bans, but the lung cancer that eventually killed him makes it harder to take his advice

It’s the Swiss Army CHAINSAW!

Is it Dominic Turetto’s car from the first Fast and the Furious movie?

It’s also about making sure you can’t sue them, even if they did something wrong, even if they did it on purpose, even if they knew it was wrong when they did it.

Instead you must agree to “binding arbitration”, so that if you lose they get to learn what strategy works against customers, and if you win they get to learn what strategy doesn’t work against customers (but in any case the details cannot be shared with other customers).

Also, you can never participate in a class action suit, so even if they did do something wrong, on purpose, and you convinced a -judge- arbiter, you just get the $12 judgment, or whatever the value is of your actual damages. The corporation can keep the $12 they stole from each of their millions of other customers, who didn’t also start arbitration.

It is shocking that it is even legal

“an sequel”? Tell me I haven’t been saying it wrong this whole time 💀

Is this post a paradox?

Huh, I can hear this meme

Also, I have never, ever actually received a so-called participation trophy. As far as I know they made it up just to be dicks

That looks like Google Sheets, so on Firefox you can use the Dark Reader extension to invert the color

Agh! Light mode!

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