This is obviously just a poor translation. I can tell you from experience that toilets like this are pretty cool. The surprise is just lights, but it has a ton of other functionality. I like the bidet function and heated blow dry

lmao

This article directly contradicts your commentary

This is the hardest projection I’ve ever seen. So very hard

Pubert

Speaking as a…USian?..many of us know about these already and are ashamed of them.

Night of the Lepus

Another option:

Tommy

(Yes, this is Ann Margaret in a pool of baked beans, about to get hit with chocolate syrup)

Blunt delivery, but I agree. We’ve been programmed by pop psychology to think our personality traits fit in neat categories, but in reality it’s all grey area

The Houston Museum of Natural Science is a fantastic museum and I love visiting, but the entire top floor is basically propaganda for oil companies who made big donations. It’s under the guise of teaching about petroleum engineering, but it’s just so blatant and gross. If you go (which I highly recommend), skip the top floor

Damn I can’t believe I missed that. Sorry lol

Oh, I know exactly where my food lives on the tree of life

I’ll tell myself it’s juicy and delicious

The line of arthropods that broke off to become Insecta did so in the Devonian Period, roughly 400 million years ago. Centipedes evolved in the fucking Silurian. Comparing these two groups is kinda like comparing raccoons, possums, and platypuses to fish.

I like to imagine this person taking the time to individually affix each of these letters to their Chevy Silverado

PSA: They re-released this with less scary pictures. Definitely try to get the original

This might come as a shock to the Lemmy community, but I have zero interest in ever learning how to code.

My 7 year old loves Minecraft and I’ve been learning about it, but could never see myself choosing to play it independently

80s kids play Minecraft? I was almost 30 when that was released and definitely missed that boat

Who were the “good guys” in the Syrian Civil War? Did you read beyond 2016?

I have the second most upvoted comment on that post: https://mander.xyz/comment/19100228