It’s going to be a good day.

Terrorist is often a boogeyman label for freedom fighter.

Oh no!

Anyway . . .

History is written by the victors. Maybe it would say “lol head goes whump thwobble thwobble thwobble”

Maybe he’s just trying to help people get through the next four years.

Schrodinger’s Bug

I mean . . . I still do this on my own stuff. If I’m interested in optimizing for speed I’ll do it as #ifdef instead of if ()

Ahh, the C pointer debugging section.

The fires of Mordor have nothing on the fires of Milton.

I dunno I find the drivers who dart around me in the slow lane really like having that space to dart back into.

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

I am becoming more annoyed by young liberals as I get older but I’m sure as shit not turning GOP conservative.

Waiting for Yeezy to come out and confirm this.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

Google: Hey we have this assistant feature . .

Me: No

Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . .

Me: No

Google: All you gotta do is …

Me: No

Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be

Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?

It can go in either way

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If only Smeagol had had big cans he could have been an influencer instead of murderous fisherhobbit.