Damn, that’s a good cat.

That is the daughter he did not intend to have

I googled “Big Naturals”. Result number 16 was this:

You are right. I went to wikipedia and looked it up.

INCORRECT!

He killed himself in the treehouse in his yard. So no interiour walls were painted that day.

Still a good joke, though.

Give me an example of which country has a better prison system.

But american prisons generate more profit for the private sector. So who can really say which system is better?

Middle one should be the square root of 4.5 meters, or 2.12 meters

They said the same when mobile phone screens became large enough to watch porn in it.

Long sweater store

Hedgehogs in different stages of ripeness

*Me, a connoisseur of pedantry*: “Aww yes, that’s the good stuff”

AI Jesus is coming to steal your art supplies

I texted back “Just send me the virus link”, but did not get a response 🙁

All three of these would make great theme parks.

Art

If you hold something (barely) edible in your hand, then your dog will appear before you. That is not very unexpected 😄

Good dog. Both of them.

I always downvote pugs. They are an abomination.

No one knows the original comic 😤