Green peaness.

Relaxen und watchen der blinkenlichtzen.

Mike Dicta.

Wunderbar.

First they came for the English memes and I said nothing for I am not English.

Anyone said “du hast michmich” yet?

Yea, naur.

Sacré bleu! Mais non.

The DWIM button.

Coming soon after the Neuralink implant.

Managers about to find out the hard way that all the requirements are in the brains of those they laid off.

I’m sure coding bootcamp and AI will turn them into leet hax0rs.

Any buyer’s remorse yet, Sundar?

Good thing we have that spare pope.

So is the pope dead?

30,000 leagues under the sea.

Sorry, your response must be in the form of a question.

You can. No guarantee your cat will react.

All he wanted was revenge for his rabbit.

Don’t rush past Rush.

The TV company?

One hedgehog short of a dozen.