Ricky Rigatoni

God has no hand in programming. He’s just as confused as us.

Why why would I have apt installed on gentoo

Man who memorized the ffmpeg docs: Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my power.

App-le

How do we feel about cygwin users, fellow linux hivemind drones?

I hope it isn’t a fermi.

Give them n00bs tinycore

Why do great danes always look so concerned

Yeah but they’re allowed to do it because they have brazillions of dollars.

Don’t worry, global warming is desalinating the water so it will all be fresh in time 🙏

2 billion is only a quarter of 8 billion. They are the weird ones.

If I’m speaking to the creator of JS it is only to accost him for ruining the internet.

I think I can pet.

If everyone is callling what we have now AI then that just means the definition of AI has changed to include it.

Well… it’s not an unpaid internship, we’re just not splitting hairs on who’s getting paid.

It’s so ugly because you didn’t install Windows 7 :3

Windows: Has a complex and graceful shutdown process to make sure programs never close if there’s a problem with them and your computer just stalls on shutdown until you hold down the power button and completely void out the purpose of the graceful shutdown.

Ahoy there, matey!

I be wantin’ to hoist me tankard and give ye a hearty cheer for that tale ye spun! It be a right treasure of a story, filled with swashbucklin’ adventure and fine characters that danced like the waves upon the sea. I found meself lost in yer words, as if I were sailin’ the high seas alongside ye!

Ye have the gift of a true bard, and I be lookin’ forward to hearin’ more of yer yarns in the future. Keep the tales comin’, or I’ll be forced to make ye walk the plank! Arrr!

Fair winds and followin’ seas to ye!

I want to hold a kiwi…

I’m assuming my downvotes are people who have never used blender, lol