Rob T Firefly

“You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to pee in Old Entish…"

This was from a webcomic from around ten(?) years ago called “Pictures In Boxes.” It was at PicturesInBoxes.com but the site is gone, the Web Archive coverage is spotty, and I haven’t been able to track down the specific URL for this one.

If you watch Titanic in reverse it’s about a sad lady floating on a door who idly fishes a cute boy out of the ocean and brings him onto a big fancy steamship that has conveniently sprouted up over by an iceberg, where they have steamy no-strings vacation sex until they split up because they each find new boyfriends on the ship they’d rather go to Europe with.

It feels intangibly relevant somehow that Alec Guinness was wearing a toupee when he played original Obi-Wan.

Oh my cod!

They did both misspell their band names.

Diced onions are for amateurs. Pyramided onions are where it’s at.

I’m a New Yorker and used to date a person from Chicago. We saw eye-to-eye on many things, but we had to be okay with the fact that this debate was not among them.

…Shaking more red pepper flakes onto your dollar slice?

We’d all still be drinking baby bottles.

Link to the original post (on Fesshole’s official Mastodon because fuck Twitter) - https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/113069359291052427

You just can’t get a good woodland-critter-saliva sauce in the big city.

But is corn grass?

I also knew this dude back then. His entry to a Welch’s jelly commercial contest (which involved a postapocalyptic car chase with a cannibal gang) was one of my favorite things on all of YouTube.

Edit: found the postapocalyptic jelly commercial and a bonus Nine Inch Nails parody about playing BINGO.

I knew this guy back in the old LiveJournal days. He’s a really genuine dude who definitely says and writes things like this caption.

Obligatory Harry Potter With Guns trailer

This better not be like the last time someone on the Internet invited me to come visit them in a strange city if I was curious about trying hand stuff.

Maybe if I wear this suit

no one will be able to tell I’m Casey Jones.

You don’t want the clutter, but you read the memes community?

The Doctor stole my grandma’s wig.