Unless you’re out of blue ink, then you can’t print black coffee, even if your black cartridge is full.

“So you want deviled ham, ma’am?”

Those people who complain that it’s all Linux all the time are feeling pretty foolish right now, aren’t they?

Why must you fail me so often? FUUUUCK!!!

I asked people to take handover for a full month before I left and nobody cared. On my last day they kept asking if they could call me with questions. I said only if they had their credit cards ready because I wasn’t going to work for free.

I’m enjoying it a lot so far. I haven’t missed working at all.

I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

Just started watching the movie again about ten minutes ago

I don’t like garlic bread. Don’t really like garlic much at all. Thank you for your kind wishes.

It’s a neat idea but it looks like the company doesn’t have the resources to create decent hardware to carry it out

It’s cute how these memes act like weekends are a thing.

And threads

This is why I give things away to friends and friends of friends. If they ask to borrow something that I’m happy to get rid of, I tell them they can borrow it on the condition that they never bring it back or even mention it to me again.

Sauron eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

Typical completely useless article from medium.com

Between the egregious API pricing and the recent login requirement, this traffic graph makes perfect sense.

I agree that we need some measure of actual engaged human beings before we start dancing on twitter’s grave.