I will eat all the cookies.

I will drink all the beer.

I will eat all the ham.

I will fall into a food coma.

And when I have a tummy ache I will receive the belly rubs.

I remember this cyber redneck who wanted to flex about this truck by walking over it. The moment he laid his foot on the glass it fucking cracked.

Yeah, CNN showed the security camera footage and I have to say: that entire thing went like one of my first Hitman play throughs.

A post “end” location on the star map. You can fly there and it’s the only way to gather promethium, a material you need to craft the post game super science. I don’t think the shattered planet is supposed to be reached. It’s insanely far away and the asteroids get bonkers. But that didn’t stop some maniacs to actually do it with a butt load of nukes.

Actually, Gleba is working pretty great. Why? How? Fuck, I don’t know. I think the gods of engineering smiled down on me. Or had pity.

It’s Aquilo I am concerned about. That base is in a constant state of failing but not actually breaking down. Like a sinking ship that doesn’t have the courtesy to finally submerge.

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Also there is the shattered planet. Bragging rights are the most important rights after all.

Finished it just yesterday night…I think I should check on my girlfriend.

Most well equipped comic book stores have it. I’m sure you will find it there.

The best comic I have ever read. Period.

Am I about to commit a hate crime again?

Mine is bigger.

Oh, thanks for reminding me of that heart attack I had when one of these fuckers snuck up on me. Felt really clever watching a packt from afar before painting half of Nevada red.

I sat through this when it came out. And I never regretted a single second of doing so.

Isn’t this the one with the tits in it that had to be censored?

Posting maps and call it a day. Classic. Any kind of context is for nerds I guess?

Please dear, don’t do that. It makes you look so painfully misinformed.

NATO expansion

Which is not real. I am saddened you choose to believe in it.

How to print GIF?

Thanks for your answer. Sorry, I really don’t want to come across like a duchebag asshole. But this sounds more like a general guess of what has happened or how the Stasi might have operated in your opinion (plus some armchair psychology that kinda rubs me the wrong way).

I literally just woke up and thought you might have some actual insight on this particular case?

So, you know more about this. Great! Can you please tell me about that story?

Am I supposed to cry screaming?