Also a lot of municipal waste systems just don’t pick up general recycling from commercial buildings. Usually just one dumpster for trash and one for cardboard.

We’re looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you’ve seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK

It’s assigned to a drink that isn’t carbonated. If there isn’t one then water gets its own dispenser.

Migration to Europe or Canada is essentially impossible unless you have skills that are in high demand.

When 500 years old you reach, look as good you will not hmm?

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A GM at a restaurant chain I worked for tried that once. Then the homeless guy hit a customer in the head with a 2x4 he found out back and the GM was fired pretty immediately. He was giving the homeless guy free food in exchange for taking the trash from the back door to the dumpster.

It’s wildly illegal to pay someone in food.

Dialogue existing in the John Wick films is totally unrealistic. The next film should just be him saying “What?” For 90 minutes with a high pitched squeal in the background

Wasn’t he a character in House of Cards? Before we found out about Kevin Spacey’s shady shit?

It is thinner, and would absolutely pour off a spoon slowly like lava.

Southern people just like symbols of slavery. What’s wrong with celebrating symbols of slavery? It’s how I was raised. I don’t need to consider how descendants of slaves feel about seeing the battle flag of slavers celebrated. People who murdered hundreds of thousands of people so they could continue owning black people just used it as a symbol of institutional hate, what’s so wrong with that?

I was like 3 when airwolf went off the air, but the theme song still pops into my head occasionally. That show was awesome.

Might just be the insane amount of sodium in the meal. Arby’s is salty af. Too much salt can cause diarrhea cause your body wants to reach equilibrium and dumps water into your gut to make it isotonic.

The American physique is prepared for this salt assault by being chronically under hydrated.

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Not all communists spam pig testicles. The annoying part of a hexbear users is emoji spam, and dogpileing on any post they don’t like.

I very rarely hear anyone refer to air temperature with a decimal though.

This the kind of onion hate I can get behind. If I were an evil genius I’d genetically engineer a disease to destroy all onion crops worldwide. I just need some scientists and henchmen to help me accomplish my mildly evil plan.

You can buy some sodium citrate off amazon. It’s the emulsifier that makes american cheese and velveeta work, you’ll get a smooth sauce with much better flavor than velveeta. Just google sodium citrate mac n cheese for a recipe, it’s pretty easy to make.

The great thing about eating the rich is the multitude of uses their rendered fat has. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)