im not sure whether i like that one or the 2009 one better tbh.

cyan, yellow, magenta, the ELITE! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

Not a mod but the “relates their entire personality on their anime profile picture” part is literally me. The moment I switched to this pfp on discord my entire online personality changed to fit it

United Fruit Company —> Chiquita

true but the party switch was a thing

isn’t there a theory that it’s a pun based on Sumerian taverns also being brothels? like, “I can’t see, i’ll open a widow” but they still dont understand why it’s a dog