I’ve had one open for years that is empty. I think they’re hoping I eventually put money in it so they can drain it for the years it sat unused.

If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

Iron maiden in Brazil.

Be a champ and eat that ass.

Can’t reproduce bug. Closing ticket.

AsK yOuR mOm

Got anything from the last 100 years that wasn’t stolen?

Got anything from the last 100 years that wasn’t stolen?

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I would expect some vodka in a drink like that.

Alternate take: I’ll start ordering whiskey smoothies. And yes on the protein powder.

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

Chain of custody

Elin back out because mommy said so.

I don’t have three minutes to beat off, let alone three hours.