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14 days ago“How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”
“How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”
“Uh, well sir, it’s, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together… uh…”
“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
Yes, yes, dumb American can’t tell his languages apart, I know. Insert foot in mouth.
Farfignewton!
Half the fediverse is German evidently. Besides, memes are supposed to be universal anyways, extended beyond language.
Still wish there was some “universal translator”, my German is ruuuuuuusty.
“Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don’t react too well to bullets.”