I solved this by getting into a relationship with someone who genuinely loves to cook for others. I felt super guilty about it for a while but eventually got over it.

True.

I found an awesome friend through a dating app and she tried to set me up with two different friends of hers. Ultimately, I met my partner through a dating app, but I was super appreciative that she tried to set me up.

MacOS. I use Linux for servers, Mac for daily driver. Windows for zilch, only at my job because I have to.

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It’s absurd enough that it earned my first out-loud chuckle of the day. Nice.

I love that Eratosthenes was able to estimate the circumference of the earth with the amount of math we had in his era. Meanwhile, modern flat-earthers are still making me want to vomit.

I used to see fractals in the shadows on LSD. I couldn’t think of the word “fractal,” and told my friend, “You know, that thing in math?” And he said to me, “When you trip you see math?!” Fun times. To be a teen again.

Useless Use of Cat

Blood. Bloods are a gang in USA.

And yet we’ll (USA) lift nary a finger.

Agreed. As a nonviolent person, I’m willing to go to war over this. Can’t have two files from different years listed side by side because they were from the first day of different months. That’s anarchy.

Fuck all.

Definite article. I can’t believe I remembered that from English classes.

Make me a scary sandwich.

It’s the law that you have to.

"These antisemitic flotilla activists closed their eyes to the truth and once again proved they prefer the murderers over the victims,” Katz said. “They continue to ignore the atrocities committed by Hamas against Jewish and Israeli women, the elderly, and children.”

They refused to watch videos of atrocities that aren’t part of the videos, such as the murders of babies (unfounded) and mass sexual violence (unfounded). They must hate Jews. They certainly aren’t protesting the genocide of Palestinians. It can’t be that. /s

Made me laugh out loud. Good job.

You should wear them at night so everyone knows how cool you are. For even extra cool points, you can smoke and do drugs.

I think there are people who support Greta who haven’t taken a side on the Israel / Palestine genocide. My hope is that their grabbing her will turn more people against their horrid actions in Gaza.

Stations!