Samsies. Although, I have quoted this here and there.

This was my immediate though lol. I’m still running some 3 series in my house. CP3 for testing and a PMC3 in my living room.

Just don’t fall for the subscription service.

This may explain the issues I have at my buddies automotive shop… every few months all the PCs loose connection, then I have to uninstall all the drives and install them again. Fucking HP.

WTF does that mean?

Same here. And somehow windows just detects and Installs it every time over the network.

After having a customer chew us out for something that wasn’t our fault he had us follow him to another room to discuss some more work. He borrows my tape measure and tries to measure something on the wall and the tape keeps falling over and flexing. It finally hits him in the face and hands it back to me and says “I’m not familiar with this type of tool”. I think he saw our faces turn red and eyes water up as we were trying SOOO hard not to laugh.

This was the exact video I was hoping it would be.

This is how I learned that Cuckold Simulator was a thing.

“Deltree C:\ . /Y” I think it was.

I don’t think I could be on a flight with this guy.

Kid’s gonna break his thumb

I saw them when they opened for Primus. Killer show.

My “city” has a scattered population of just over 700 people.

Buddy and I had to meet with the school counselor for talking about PHP.

There was a financial calculator from HP that they made for decades. The newer ones were so fast doing large mortgage calculations that the users didn’t trust it, so they intentionally slowed down the results.

I just discovered this my self.

It’s a pretty big problem here in the States.