“You ever gaze into a palantír on weed?”

Contemplating the jorb.

There’s an old saying that goes, “One is the loneliest number.” Non-programmers usually start counting at one, making it the first number in the count.

Programmers generally have to start counting at 0. So to them, the first number is 0. So the joke is that a non-programmer would say “one is the loneliest number” a programmer would say “zero is the loneliest number” because the numbers they start with when counting are different.

Because programmers start counting at 0! 😆

Ok, that was funnier in my head…

Not totally related, but even though it’s tempting to kick those cube-shaped HP MicroServers across the datacenter, they’re actually a lot more dense than they look.

*sigh*

0 is the loneliest number :(

“I just voted for it!”

Well, given a choice between “self care” and “others’ harm” I suppose…

| Guitar Solo

It’s funny how three or four AI models have become the equivalent of the electronics engineer’s “jellybean parts.” Need a little AI to get people to look at your company? Just grab one out of the jar!

Relevant xkcd:

glottal?

Stop?

“Did somebody say mines?”

“Yeeeaaaah, so I’m gonna need you to move your desk on down to Khazad-dûm, so if you could just take care of that, that’d be greaaaaat.”

Man, deciding where to spend the holidays is going to be a nightmare.

On the other hand, do you know one of the companies that supposedly made the Saturn-V?

Boeing.

But this argument can’t wait until I go home!!!

Don’t know about best, but Ents have the longest.

TIL about The Conet Project. Just in time for spooky season!

Erebor, Ho!