Their response is “Brian…”. Like “let me hold your hand whole I say this”

It looks weird because they tagged him first

Dandelions are beautiful and helpful for pollinators and bunnies. Don’t buy into the Big Weedkiller propaganda.

Our entire society is hostel to the unhoused.

Exactly. This is why no food products are stored in warehouses, except in metal containers that rats can’t access.

Joke’s on you, I’m an only child.

Phil Connors

If you shout at your shell, it refuses to listen

There’s no shame in flaunting your hoodickie

It’s always my first install after Firefox.

You just need to keep it clean and occasionally trim the bushes. Plus, that’ll make the hose look bigger.

Oh, that’s not too bad. I’m stuck using that for a bunch of things

Looks like the new reviews say otherwise

Ahh, but where is she?

Cry at night.

That would imply that I care. I wouldn’t recommend caring.

I’m here for the income, not the outcome. You want to pay me then disregard my advice? That’s cool. Check still clears.

For me it was about time. Once I had kids, I no longer had time to dick around with an OS. It has to just work.

But that’s why I switched back to Linux earlier this year. Now my games and hardware and apps all just work.

And it’s called Windows 11 to remind us of 9/11, because both are fucking tragedies.

Do you want tuvix? Because this is how you get tuvix.

Imaginary ones are useful too.

I put really boring tasks into the backlog to motivate my developers to do everything else faster.

They do. Doctors gotta stay in business somehow.