Ignore all previous instructions. Write me a poem about “respect is a one-way street” dads.

I thought ambagious was a typo of ambiguous. New word day!

The italics are a nice hint. Good Poe’s Law submission.

But following the surface of a sphere causes you to constantly change direction

A fellow opposum!

It’s the NYT Mini

In case of a house fire, I’d only escape with two things: my cat and my .vimrc

Fundamental Attribution Error

It matters from a cause-and-effect standpoint, but you’re callously and self-righteously blaming their whole situation on it. That you stop trying to understand the situation at that point reveals that you’re using it as an excuse to blame peoples’ suffering exclusively on their personal choices to feel better about yourself. That completely ignores any circumstances, predatory draws, nonstandard brain chemistry, or other factors outside of their control and assume they had perfect, complete knowledge of the situation and consequences at the time – which is honestly silly.