What are the symbols on his halo?

Took Aragorn that long to get kinged

Black riders on spiders

How old are these kids? Because those books get impressively eloquent as they advance, not to mention disturbing:

A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed.

Are kids gonna love that or wonder what the hell he’s talking about? I can’t decide.

The Rob Inglis version is good, discounting his singing.

Yeah, but how can I trust that assessment if you are lowballing your looks? I think we should see. Draw a photorealistic picture of yourself and upload, and I can judge.

Or are you just selling your looks short?

The idea is that it’s a translation, so some words are just modern ones used in place of what the ‘real’ ones are.

Apart from the Mediterranean Italian Roman philosopher Tautologous the Redundant

The writing was so exemplary. And it’s one of those deals where the sequel is actually better than the first eg Gremlins, Shrek, Bad Boys

Robert Newton as Long John Silver

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷‍♂️

You’re using the same harmful logic that the people I’m sure you most disagree with use.

Eye for an eye, you might say

But of course.

It’s sloppy rhetoric if this is what he means but he said America not Americans. A lot of people feel ‘America’ - as it currently exists - could do to die a ‘death’.

That’s sarcastic.

Gandalf is Biden, Saruman is Trump. Biden is being played down and ridiculed, Trump is being compared to a murderous lunatic whom anyone is, however regrettably, a better option to.

No it’s just stressing how much worse Trump is regardless. It’s preaching to the converted, I don’t think it’s trying to rationalise issues with Biden, it’s poking fun there, too.

He was an egomaniac from day one.

It was a fucking joke bozo why would he be addicted to a toxic isotope?