You’re a cuttlefish!

Hell yeah Golden Sun!

“Someone keeps putting strange post it notes all over the mine!”

ok grandma, let’s get you to reddit

Obviously it’s a Tool concert. You’ll probably see some Korn in the fields over by the Fear Factory. Hopefully the audience doesn’t Rage Against the Machine or there’ll be Megadeth!

Should the spare car fit inside the first car or be towed behind?

Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like. I am 11 years old in the 6th grade in New Mexico. Please PM me if I’m on yahoo chat. Bye! Thanks for stopping by!!

ADHD contains twelve “r’s”

How dare you

Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

First you must bring him a shrubbery!

But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!

I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.

It came from the sky but it belongs here now.

The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com!