Bag of Moo Mix in the background

Or, you’re holding a nozzle that sprays liquid. Just douse the speaker in gasoline.

You’ve got to be kidding! Every morning, as soon as the sun even gets close to coming over the horizon, it seems every dinosaur in the neighborhood starts tweeting, or screeching, or cawing. Don’t believe for a second that I haven’t thought about this and been grateful that none of the toothed ones made it. I wouldn’t be able to take the din.

*imply

And the other half will just die, I guess?

• Shit on Teslas

Perl not included in list.

Conclusion: In Perl, everything works as expected

Situated several hundred feet above sea level, routes through the caves pass along steep cliff edges and over deep ravines like the one Andic tragically fell down.

Several areas include tricky terrain, like rocky pathways without proper fencing or support.

Might make a great location for a corporate retreat

On the other hand, a colorful sorting would only negatively affect you when you are actively looking for a book.

No, unfortunately, it would remind me every time that I looked at it that I had somehow married someone who thought this was acceptable.

Filthy hobbitses

WTF!

John Bolton. I only want to hear from this guy if he’s on the witness stand. I can’t believe he still gets interviews.

Sam is a hobbit of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

Stocks, bonds, annuities

Don’t worry. The good folks at Boeing have assured us that it is all perfectly safe.

Or teenage boys

Metaphors, how do they work?

I gasped when I read Apple 1

Well done

Gen-X is a much smaller group than either Boomers or Millennials. It is treated differently mostly because of this. I don’t think we’re going to start treating Gen-X as the bully, because it just doesn’t have the numbers to be an effective bully

Especially the fourth of July