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Mork

I’m considering putting truck nuts on my fiat for exactly that reason. They’re just goofy and ridiculous!

Alternate shaved and not shaved so your chin is striped, trust me

(for real though, I think the beard looks good)

Cake is delicious

All I can say with certainty is it’s not me

I’m pretty sure I call them weed whackers, but I’ve heard weed eater not irregularly. I’m up in the Washington area.

He’s wonderful and I adore him 💜

Edit: For context, our washing machine hasn’t turned on for ten months, and I’d been going to the laundromat biweekly. It abruptly started working a couple days ago, so we’re excitedly washing everything

Staple a tarp to the ceiling so it hangs down in front

If I remember right it was a lot of frozen meals and plastic silverware

I was in my early twenties, and having a fight with my husband over dishes. I was sick of always being the one to do them, and demanded he take a turn. He didn’t want to, so I simply declared i wasn’t going to do dishes again until he did a load.

I held fast. It took two months, but he finally did the dishes, which involved throwing a lot of moldy stuff away. He’s much better about helping with dishes now lol

This is too relatable lmao

Surely this means we just aren’t voting hard enough

I’ll most likely be banned for this, but I guess they can support attack helicopters if they want. I just thought we were done with that joke over a decade ago, but it apparently only changed flavors.

How do you know someone eats meat?

They won’t shut the fuck up about how mad at vegans they are.

A meat eater clearly made this lol

May as well start up an ant colony

Lmao this is depressingly perfect

Oh I’ve been looking for a local Die Mart, wonderful

Good chance they get what they voted for

He and his party want to make people like me not exist. I’m not respecting shit about him.