toomanypancakes

Good chance they get what they voted for

He and his party want to make people like me not exist. I’m not respecting shit about him.

34 here, reporting for duty

If I had the $100 to spare I’d totally take you up on that

At that point you either take a shower or start licking

I just recently started a treatment I’d been waiting to start since January, so I’d say it’s going better than it had been

Crush up the beans and pile them in your joint

I think p is an inherently funny letter, and while brainstorming for names including it I kinda thought this one was cute, too.

My babies!

Ouch, but fair

Exactly, as a person of land myself this crowd doesn’t appreciate the amount of effort I put into making the houses I own livable for you profit streams. There are costs associated, which means I’m the one truly being exploited here, not the people paying me to live in my extra home.

Uh oh, you activated the fragile carnivores

Electro convulsive therapy. It worked for me.

Still two and a half hours left of work to waste, I’ll take all the help I can get