You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

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  • tourist@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlI'm so tired everyday.
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    2 months ago

    Maybe half ass it a little bit

    If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

    Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.