I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

Ooo! Are we playing Corporate Lingo Bingo?

It’s a matter of principle.

I’m sure they will, here’s year one.

Or rather how many frac-tiles?

Trip dubs.

What is this about? Why do I feel shame?

🤣 Yeah, good luck with that.

Liquor goes in the freezer.

About time for Christmas in July!

That’s why you need one of those detachable penises!

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

Sure gonna miss him showing up in our annual security remittance training…

For some reason I thought I that was Kevin Mitnick.

If you’re white and driving a decent looking car the cops will just ignore you. At least that’s what I was always told.

Wasn’t Epstein a gorilla?

That’s exactly what they should do. Take this energy to DC and storm the Capital.

Well damn, guess I’ll switch over now.

Wtf? I thought it was for cottage cheese. 🤦