Sssssssssseriously

“Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you’re not over there fucking it up.”

-Abraham Lincoln

Yes… the jraphical interchange format file extension has no proper pronunciation so we all get pronunciation participation trophies.

Lewiston Maine. The (formerly) safest state in the union.

Dudes Twitter likes were Trump Jr, tucker Carlson and all kinds of other MAGAt fodder. Also one of two retweets mentioned mass murder.

This motherfucker is slowly making his way toward my home and children. Last sighting is 35 min away or so.

I don’t have a gun and I regret that choice right now. I wouldn’t wish this feeling of helplessness and terror on anyone.

This is always a mental health issue at its core.

Humor me and pick up a copy of Susan Faludis book “stiffed”

This is the 90s all over again. Fuck.

That’s not true but okay. It would take quite the consisten circle of asymptomatic contacts for what you said to be remotely true.

…like peanut butter in the carpet

Do you like fish dicks?

What about consent?

Oh, reticulum…

I’d be giving a thumbs up if I had three people juggling my jewels at the same time, too!