There’s a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached “Captain Crunch” levels of palate damage.

This goes beyond financial viability. For the sake of shared trivia amongst strangers, does anyone know the connection? I’m not very familiar with the former, but I’m fairly versed in Seinfeld.

Joke aside, likely ignorance on their part.

Pretty esoteric, for sure. Probably a couple people in the writing pool backed it and the powers that be just let it go as it’s not pushing any buttons on the surface.

Also the Burger of the day.

“Shhh, you two. The intro’s on!”

Getting flashes of Time Bandits.

Warranted. I’ll use something less jarring next time.

In fairness, I could have picked a more legible font. There’s plenty of other snazzy art deco type faces to choose from the next time I want to point out and share some misery.

With the bible, duh.

I’m talking about boneheads waiting at an intersection with enough room for a bus in front of them. Then, when the light does change with me 6 or so cars back, I can’t even get through. Doesn’t help that most people have terrible reaction timing.

Turns up volume to 11

Adipose.