Oddly, I’m a 13th gen Mayflower. They liked to keep cranking 'em out for a while I guess. Might also explain the offshoot that became Mormon. We don’t associate with them.

Mayflower material, eh?

Bonus: It wasn’t the game that stripped them.

Always loved this piece of trivia. Another creepy game workaround is Skyrim’s Dead Body Cleanup Cell.

The Dead Body Cleanup Cell is a cross-shaped room where most characters encountered will appear when killed.

Tokka!

Picard: So, Commander Data. How goes Spot’s new training regiment?

Data:

Lore accurate sibling:

Like Fark. Is Fark still a thing?

That magic may be the result of his kin:

That coupled with a few drinks can turn worlds. Not that it applies to Calvin, but you get me.

And yes, a little unsupervised recreation with only your word to return home relatively on time resulted in some fond memories.

They even tried holy water!

I love Freddy’s Dead.

This reminded me of a block of middle school when our honors writing/literary teacher had to take some leave for health reasons. The substitute had no idea what they were getting into. Tried to talk to us like infants, so he quickly got our ire. Didn’t have a very strong resolve and this hadn’t gone unnoticed by one of the more snarky, bullish students. One day, the sub tried to relate to us by telling a personal story, one element of which was then turned back on him as an insult. The whole class couldn’t help but laugh. We’d destroyed this poor man. Once our teacher returned, she was certainly disappointed, but not entirely surprised either.

At first I thought this was a meme akin to not being able to get up because cat.

App devs have a tendency to not take into account mobile OS design. It’s aggravating.

Love his work. So soothing and yet tragic at once.

I think so, largely because X dates itself with a huge banner of turn of the century snark. Admittedly, the thrashing the victim in a sleeping bag against a tree did get a good laugh out of me.

Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan remains my favorite of the bunch. Lots of tongue-in-cheek self aware humor throughout.