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Dragged it facedown through Moria on a bit of string. Glass didn’t break. Prop that frame up against the gates of Gondolin and we could have avoided lotta bs

Lookit this frodograph.

Eh, what’s one favorite cousin/foster son? He needs exercise, get out and get a tan, do something with his life.

Can I Borrow A Cup of Love? -The Musical Trembling of Mike Wazowski

Haha, be my friend, join me in this corner, we can be mean to the others together!

The most tasteful pet portrait I’ve seen in a while. Red cravats for everybody, let’s bring that into style

Because there are 10000 ways to successfully raise healthy bees. Arrrgh. source: hobbyist beekeeper

Bless your one cute lil tooth, I haven’t caught up with YIAY in a year. Thanks for the reminder, need to get back

Sweden?

It’s from a 1970s Bette Midler bit about whether or not women should go braless… Take a #2 pencil, lift the breast gently, place the breast over the pencil. If the pencil falls, put those nipples to the wind and get yourself to the nearest nightclub.

Tits have passed the pencil test, I shall remain Galadriel and pass into the West…

Or Taserface.

GROND

I laughed until I teared up and now I need to use my sleeves.

Indeed, and it fits neatly in a backpack pocket! Buy once, buy for life. Get the best you can afford.

¡Te juro voy a matarlas solo con mis dientes!

Safe space! I need a safe space! I don’t want his bad coffee!

Cute, yet creepy! Santa seems in on whatever they’re plotting at this work Christmas party. 3 old man butts on the copier? Only time will tell…m

The rarest, most ancient trees volunteered for the project and they burn the best!

Oh, this is so well done. Gimli looks fresh,natural and dwarfabulous