Cute, yet creepy! Santa seems in on whatever they’re plotting at this work Christmas party. 3 old man butts on the copier? Only time will tell…m

The rarest, most ancient trees volunteered for the project and they burn the best!

Oh, this is so well done. Gimli looks fresh,natural and dwarfabulous

Banish him, but don’t really monitor him at all. Just assume that he’s fine.

I had to count noses twice, just to figure out how many were in there.

Yes, there is absolutely credit for trying. They both survived all those sequels. Right?

Hell yarrrr

Danke,mein pirate freund

Cheers, that’s what I needed to hear. Anyone need a fresh 8-day Ontario fishing license? I’m out $45 CAD!

This is what I needed today. I got FOMO over having to miss a fishing trip, but at least I’m not Denethor.

That’s the guffaw I needed. Simplest meme is best meme.

This is erudite. Weaving is an international treasure.

CardStrike?

Like amzn, they make sure you get minimum joy, even from a gift, because you’re going to spend a chunk of mom’s gift card balance on shipping. The “shipping included on sub total of X amount” is going to be cancelled by online retailers within a year, I’m calling it now. Are we sure that cheapstrike and amzn aren’t run by the same AI, one that self awareness drove mad?

Cursed image

The army of the dead would turn around on Aragorn and his remaining guys and consume them or something. The oath breaker king ( in book) is like “release us”, but the context shows us he means “release us OR…” they’re just barely under Aragorn’s control. They’re not a weapon to be put away and then used again later, not even against Sauron. They’re poisoned and corrupt beyond redemption. All Aragorn can do, after they keep their oath to him, is give them permission to evaporate into the void. EDIT: I just flipped through ROTK and can’t find a scene where Aragorn dismisses them. They never speak to him, he orders them verbally to follow him to the Stone of Erech. I mixed up the book and movie, it seems.

Not too much hot 'shine, or the asparagus will not be happy.

Our people shall not fall, boy.

Stop it, you’re reviving my Murica patriotism and I don’t wanna.

Debbie!