main in the streets, master in the sheets

“Wham, bam, feed me ham!”

Not really, I file it in the same category as karma. It’s a magical sentiment people wrap around cause and effect, usually to justify or pander to their own prejudices.

I’d argue that they all taste like licking a 9v battery.

ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE BRBRBRBRBRBRBEBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

I think it’s pretty common when you reach a certain age to want to go back to a more nostalgic time for you personally. There’s a certain level of bias and rose tinted glasses to it, no doubt.

For instance, I myself would kill for it to be 1992 again.

This is a very surface level observation. For your father there might be more nuance to the sentiment.

I had a lot of fun with this one.

“MY TEAM WON”

In short, brain dead hooligan mentality.

Getting these vibes

I got into it with friends last weekend when they were talking about Black Adam. I told them it’s 2025, they should just be calling him Adam.

In other news: Chetana has had her name changed to Cortana

All my homies hate vibe coders.

Ah, to be 20 again.

Many men have been disappointed to find out what a ruler had to say about their dick.

Is that a sphynx?

I think voting is completely unnecessary, and is a sort of “participation placebo” for the lazy but opinionated.

No, and I wish votes didn’t even exist here.

Likely none of them.

Every image in this article is unfortunately Bluesky hosted and blocked by my pihole. Seriously wish every blog site didn’t offload their media to questionable social platforms.

Looked cool otherwise.

A lot happened in 12 years.