That chicken has lived a life ten times more exciting than I have.

Me during every live coding interview.

ESCUZZI

Wanna know how I got these downvotes?

Is FlyingSquid Blocked?

Kolonoskopy and Satan/Fart. The rest I dunno.

EDIT: Oh and jeff name-a jeff.

I’ve been to Rapid City. The only thing mysterious and magical was leaving Rapid City. Though their pawn shops did deliver a bunch of well priced retro gaming stuff.

We’re all jobless and don’t want to talk about it.

Recycling the Navy: Hawaiian Flavor

Which Canadian rapper is this?

Don’tcha think?

It just be that way. Idiots will see your safe following distance as their opportunity to switch lanes. Just keep being the safe one.

I leave one, maybe one and a half when stopped. I like having ample room to GTFO if I need to.

How many war crimes until it means any sort of repercussions?

Jewish

Your move Columbus deniers.

I used to provide security for a club that held a lot of queer dance parties. It’s pretty flattering to be hit on by gay guys. They’ll give you honest compliments that most women won’t.

I love working in OOP. It’s true that it’s not always the best solution for every project, but damn if it isn’t nice when it is.

Unfortunately.

I tried to make the virus fun. Variety is the spice of life.

Victoria Pedretti is bae.