Car vs. Truck. Tell vs. Yell

We bought my nieces some of these and decided we have to try them for ourselves!

Truckyell

I love taking things apart and putting them back together broken or not. 9 times out of 10 all fixing is is doing that and cleaning in the middle

I downloaded it, but still use jerboa. What do you like better?

Cooking with Jack

Makes statement which requirea reference. Asks someone else for citation

Beekeeping suit

I quit smoking over a year ago, but I still chew nicorette. I haven’t had those issues

Get out of bed (written from bed)

Slop scripting

Allow me to show my age. Who is Nate Silver?

He only has two tools and they are both screwdrivers

Printer cartridges

Spilling beer on the carpets

That could be adhd

Jimi Hendrix

Best one

Dora the Explorer + Law and Order SVU

There was a famous physicist. Maybe Einstein or Feynman who said to the effect “anyone who claims to understand quantum mechanics most certainly does not”