Sounds like insecurity to me.

Maybe I’m slow or something, but I don’t get how eating meat is masculine.

Cookie Monster no sniff. Cookie Monster not have nose.

This guy wants to be the main character so badly.

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That’s from “Freddy Got Fingered”

I once had a doctor Google my symptoms while we were both watching the screen. He even said “how did we even do this before Google?” Then he sent me for an unnecessary colonoscopy. He just so happens to be dead now.

This is the way.