Zeusbottom

In 2011 I was aghast when I learned a popular keycard / biometric system used FTP to pull down its cleartext list of acceptable keys from the server.

The username was something like ADMIN and the password was PASS.

And no, that wasn’t the FTP command; that was the password.

So I’m not surprised that there are still problems with these devices.

edit: more complete thought

Tactical Nuclear Penguin has entered the chat. 32%

This is the biggest waste of words next to a “Trump-said” article.

Laptop makers once put pop-out mice on laptops. They were horrible. Toting a wired mouse around was a pain in the ass too. There’s a reason touchpads took over. It doesn’t mean people don’t know how to work a computer.

Cool. Can we shut down the stadium owners’ tax break scams next, especially since they’ll be flush with lots of new revenue?

Nana Kwame Bediako, a property developer popularly referred to as Cheddar

Mr. Bediako — “THE BIG CHEESE”

(it’s way too easy, I know)

FUN IS HEREBY OUTLAWED FOR PURPOSE OF GREAT SOVI^WRUSSIAN TRIUMPH

Nothing more pathetic than a country that forgot its own history.

And over here we have more people who have forgotten their history, what it’s like to be oppressed, etc etc

Yellow Stars of David will be handed out at the detainment camps; all inmates expected to wear them

“Competent communist” stop, I can’t breathe, I’m laughing so hard. GOSPLAN coming back with new production targets! This time, you won’t run out of toilet paper, honest! Line up for your daily browbeating at your factory job!

Such a superb troll account. Thanks so much for the laugh!

“whose head should be sliced like onions” That is the most Slavic thing I’ve ever read.

You’re deluded. Russia is robbing Ukraine of land and people, full stop. They are kidnapping citizens and taking land from a country that is trying its damndest to be a democracy. Ukraine look to the West for their future and Putin cannot abide that.

Putin wants the Soviet Union back together; he wants that to be his legacy. He took Crimea with barely a shot fired and now he wants more. This is similar to what Hitler did, by the way: Austria, Sudetenland, then Poland.

Putin suppresses his political enemies in the old Russian way, by jailing them. Hitler suppressed his enemies by rounding them up and killing them or putting them in concentration camps.

Fuck Putin. He is a scared, small man from the KGB who never let go of the Soviet dream, a dream that could never work.