No lying, wiggling my mouse until it becomes HUGE is my go to activity during boring video calls.

Maybe this career is not for you…

Kate FTW!

I was thinking of the Nvidia connection. I definitely wouldn’t trust a database written by an AI!

I never knew that. I feel just a bit bad for loving Postgres now…

No, the bottleneck is fucking electron apps.

My 12? 13? Year old Dell laptop does just fine running Ubuntu. It’ll probably be fine for my needs for another 3 or 4 years at least.

Sure, I could try to remember what the command is, or just use fuck. I choose the later every time.

git checkout -b and then fuck when the first time I push fails.

Honestly, it sounds like John was a problem and needed to be fired a long time ago, before he created this unmaintainable mess.