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TechCodex@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

It doesn't solve my problem, but thanks? I guess

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It doesn't solve my problem, but thanks? I guess

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TechCodex@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    IDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.

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      Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.

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        Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.

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      Real Programmers

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        Obligatory: The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer

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      Oh, finally an ed user!

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      Haha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

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